FLASHBACK TO WHEN OSUOFIA FINISHED CLEM OHAMEZE
Good afternoon?
What is good about this afternoon Vendor? What are you doing with my daughter?
CLEM: Sir, Sir, She, She
Sa..sa..sa..shi..shi shi ke ke ke, You have suddenly turned to Stammerer?
CLEM: She came to buy paper and She said she was tired.
Oh, very good. She said She was tired and you now give her a seat.
Anybody that is tired and wants to buy your paper, You give the person a seat.
Then you might as well go and build a hall with seats where people are going to sit.
Look at you!
Now I know what you are doing in this village.
This is camouflage, isn’t it?
What you’re here is to count census of our young girls You’re going to send to early maternity. I have seen it that is what you do here I’m going to stop it.
I will report it to, You see You are ebony black now?
By the time I finish you will be ash color.
Are we going to bet it?
Tell them exactly what you are doing in this village.
Tell them exactly what you are doing in this village, because if they leave you, if they leave you.
Look at you, You paint yourself, pressing your clothes, combing your hair and You say You are Vendor.
This looks my plate.
My friend, is this your plate?
This is what is going to send you to the Police.
Tochi now brings food to you.
It is not buying of Papers.
Or do You people do trade by barter?
Tochi gives you my food from my home and You give Tochi paper.
And this is abacha, this is abacha that my wife prepared.
You’re not even chewing it with with with with coconut, it’s groundnut, Vendor
My own Daughter? You are in trouble.
and My own Tapioca?
You’re in trouble. wait let me see if it is my Wife’s own.
This is my Wife’s abacha you’re in trouble. Do You know why You’re going to be in trouble because I was going somewhere but You are going to make me go back to my place back.
Who are you sorry for? Yourself or your newspaper? You will see.
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