SOME SAM LOCO EFE GRAMMARS
🧿Let us correct our impression now and right now. Let us now start to place nomenclature in its right perspective or compartmentalization.
🧿You don’t just open your Bucal cavity and address me as Prof. No. You add the appellation Emeritus. So you address me as Professor Emeritus.
🧿I am so excited to be given this wonderful scenario situated in what I call unquestionable serenity.
🧿Actually, to put it in its right perspective also, I was laid off of race due to what I call overrated academia and bungled with what they call tangled in agnostic electricity.
🧿In Romano, you use your forefinger to calculate the movement of geography at its celestial and ecclesiastical level.
🧿Well, as you can see, my dear, I am just metamorphosing into an atmosphere of tranquility despite the economic crunch in this globalized village, which has even exacerbated our medulla oblongata plus our kulukulus, which is now going back to kumulus.
🧿That is my only reason for coexistence with this godforsaken, poverty-stricken, and geographically-nondated community called the universe,
🧿That boy is a roving loafer, and he is an epitome of misplaced genital injunctions and invenoms. This is how that idiot has been going around destroying the consent by half in this localized locality.
🧿For God’s sake, When Rigo Mortis sets into a damaged carcass, even the Mortician will look at it from his own personal POV and then reject it with ignominious ignominy ad infinitum.
🧿Imagine what your son brought for you. You can’t even say it among your kinsmen. I will not give you. In fact, you are devil of definitive definition which means that your past has been damaged, your present is bleak.
🧿When a red cap is perched on a useless head, it becomes calamitous calamity.
🧿your degree of human behavioral pattern you are so stingy that even your moustache has the same level of geography that one side is higher than the other
🧿Let me tell you something. This is very uncouth, very undulating and undiluted if i simply put it, this is a deliberate attempt at severing a homo sapien of his nervous central vertebrae.
🧿Disintegrate him, but the Lord will catch up with you because in legal terminologies this is referred to as premeditated acronym for the destruction, elimination, assassination and annihilation of the Homo sapiens
🧿And these things you gave to us, is it birthday cascade? That’s number one. Number two, you insult our integrity. We are human beings. Yes, of course. We are not like leaves on the body of a plant. We are not like pears.
🧿I see. Can I hear your submission? To start with, why did you rusticate your wife from her habitat and telecast her in the village square?
🧿If nobody has ever qualified you thus, now listen to me. You are a groundless geo-kinetic entity and vertebration. That is what you are. I’m a giant and That’s not today.
🧿It’s a lie. It’s a lie, my friend. I am talking about aromatic emancipation. And you are here busy shooting the eagle of failure in Erasmus’ congo there.
🧿Don’t you know that you have to add the appellation Esquire to my name? Or you think it’s easy to grab a BSc Law, fourth degree from the famous Toronto University in Montreal, Beijing, China?
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